A charity public sale for horses affected by the Wooroloo bushfire that ravaged Perth Hills final week has taken a saucy flip.
The Equine Relief Veterinary Fundraiser kicked off its “reside” Fb public sale on Friday morning, posting gadgets and providers donated by beneficiant sponsors with proceeds going to deal with horses who suffered respiratory or burn accidents within the fires.
Among the many 146 gadgets donated to date are vet vouchers, vegetation, clothes, horse equipment, driving classes, pet portraits and, ahem, stallion and filly providers — each of the equine and the human selection.
Posted on Friday, the bid for 22-year-old strapping stallion Brandon Ivic has already reached a princely $900. And counting.
“Calling all cougars, determined singles, moms wanting to hook up their daughters… We have now a particular for you women!” the put up reads.
“What a package deal! Brandon Ivic is a good-looking 22-year-old younger man, within the prime of his life.”
And for proof of his virility, the put up contains a number of snaps and a video of the champ in varied levels of dressage.
“You’ll be able to bid on him for a sizzling date south of the river. Purchase him for you, purchase him for your daughter, purchase him for your hopeless lady pal or even when nana might do with some firm,” the supply reads.
“I’m beginning the bids at $50 women!!!”
But when fillies are extra your factor, a newer providing is 24-year-old Skye Fanderlinden.
“In the event you haven’t but invited your male mates, your brother, cousin, uncle, hay stockist, tyre fitter and many others… into this group – now’s the time to achieve this!” the put up reads.
“Skye is 24 yrs outdated, single and has spent this week defending her personal property and animals from the Wooroloo Bushfire. She actually deserves a superb evening out!”
Accompanying footage that present off the courageous black-haired magnificence’s high-quality type are positive to set hearts galloping.
“Skye is wanting for a ‘hunky farmer’ (straight from the horses mouth) – somebody who isn’t afraid of a little bit of onerous work, is an effective giggle and she will be able to at all times have enjoyable with!,” the put up reads.
“No want for Farmer Desires A Spouse when you have got this Fundraiser going!”
With a beginning bid of $100 posted lower than 24 hours in the past, this high-quality filly has already scooped a cool $400 to date, however there’s nonetheless loads of time to go and the Skye’s the restrict for this thoroughbred.
To donate or bid go to www.facebook.com/groups/702119730485126.
However you had higher hoof it. The public sale concludes at 8pm on Tuesday, February 9.
